Wednesday 26 March 2008

The internet is closed

Somethings not right...there's nothing new on the internet today. Where are all the cute animal videos and drunk people tripping over themselves?

Don't panic...Oh Jaysus, somebody help! Demons have landed!



*shits myself*

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  1. Those people have foolishly left their pet elephant in the furnace. You'd think that they would have noticed that the vents were clogged, and the place smelled of elephant fillets.

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  2. Or, it could be the sound of you shitting yourself.

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  3. It is the sound of me shitting myself after finding out there was an elephant in the furnace.

    I shouldn't take the piss out of the paranormal. I woke up this morning to find a red bowl in the hall, a saucer and the dogs big heavy porcelain drinking bowl in the middle of the kitchen floor. Either I've been sleepwalking or the dogs have.

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  4. those are demons alright. no question about that. not to worry though - just spray a little Demon-be-Gone on the problem spots and you should start seeing results within 2-3 days.

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  5. Monkey, I sprayed them with Demon-be-gone, it worked but it left a terrible farty smell.

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  6. its just the junkie that they rented the basement out to... its philly.... the guy just needs a fix!

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  7. oooh nothing to worry about then!

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