Wednesday 7 January 2015

Lack Of Posts Due To Explosive Bodily Fluids

Posting will resume when I stop vomiting from both ends.

12 comments:

  1. Oh dear! That's a drag. Hope you feel better soon. Try Gatorade & white rice?

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    1. Gatorade and a cork, more like!

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    2. Gatorade and a cork? That sounds like the old joke that ends, "The last thing I remember was seeing that poor monkey, trying to put the cork back in." (I'll tell the whole joke for $.50.)

      My prescription: a mixture of gin and Milk of Magnesia. It's called a Phillips' screwdriver.

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    3. hahaha, wish I had tried some of these remedies

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  2. Damn. I hope you feel much better very soon!

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  3. Oh bummer!, May you recover quickly and I hope your cats are tending to your needs. My cat makes a pretty decent chicken soup with buttered toast on the side.

    Speaking of cats, found this vid "Lily the dirty whore alley cat!" -
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e28_1406775904

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    1. The cat AIDS! That's why I don't like to let my cats make the dinner

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    2. hhhmmmm good point....................(quickly races off to scrub tongue)

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    3. That was "cherce"! That dirty, dirty alley cat!

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